A single woman went viral TikTok after creating an exit poll to find out why her exes and dates keep chasing her.
In the one-minute clip, the TikToker broke down her questionnaire and offered PDF versions for others to download if they decided to use the survey for themselves.
“So I was recently abused by a guy I didn’t even like, which was obviously devastating, and I emailed him this ghost exit questionnaire for him to fill out,” said Stephanie D’Agostini (@stefdag).
The first question read: “Please give an example in one or two sentences of why you did it.”
“I just thought it would be nice to give some examples from my head, like you’re afraid of my beauty, you hate yourself, you’re broken, I’m too good for you,” she explained.
In the second study, study participants were asked to circle Stephanie, “cuter, hotter, sexy or handsome,” to which she clarified: “It’s just a rule, you have to fence all four.”
“Please explain why you didn’t write the last question in smart language. It really is misogyny,” reads the next.
@stefdag lmk if you want the pdf #ghost #situations #datingapps
As for the last question, the survey participant was asked to “provide the names, email addresses, and phone numbers of at least two of your exes and your birth mother” so Stephanie “can start a group chat.”
The survey also had a bonus question where she asked respondents to choose a form of compensation for time spent in a relationship.
“So you can choose something as simple as sending me your passwords for various streaming services and your social security number,” she said. Another option is to buy his mother an “apartment in Florida.
“Last but not least, make me your muse and dedicate your life to bringing me back,” Stephanie said.
She described the latter option as “whatever, like using your voicemail in a rap song, cutting off your ear and sending it to me, publicly calling me ‘the one who got away.’
So far, the content writer has yet to hear back from her ex.
TikTok users in the comments praised Stephanie to create and send the “exit survey,” and many shared their own experiences with phantom behavior.
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